dredsina:

And I’m going to wash it 3 more times. Trusting raw vegetables? In this administration?

schakira:

cunt-inent:

scientifichubris:

Mad scientists will be like “I know a place” and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you’re dead… please use the proper name for my vivisection table

heepthecheep:

geminiagentgreen:

hometoursandotherstuff:

thehotgirlproject:

killwizard:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

Remember that “three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable” meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

somethingusefulfromflorida:

silverwhittlingknife:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

skulltimacy:

cut-clap:

what yaoi cocaine was stephen king on and where can i get it

draconli:

Witchy Hat, Day 28: Harpy - A fine feathered fellow!

Witchy Hat, Day 29: Mugwort - Casting a spell on you!

Finally! All caught up!

creepish:

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

draconli:

Witchy Hat, Day 26: Mandrake - Here my cry!

Witchy Hat, Day 27: Mermaid - Want to swim with me?

Early post! Since I have some stuff to do for this weekend!

stenrik:

selkiehearts:

weirdmarsupial:

Found a local fiber arts group to hang out with. By which I mean I’m weaving on my balcony surrounded by three big orb weavers’ webs

stupid-lemon-eater:

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

from today’s entry:

vigilantsycamore:

maniculum:

trek-tracks:

trek-tracks:

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense…

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

Any educator who doesn’t feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase “Unused York City.”

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term “Rogetism” for these. Perhaps the best:

ALT

Source.

I’m trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer